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"My only argument is with those who do not view the world as cynically as I do." Michael Korda

Monday, June 13, 2005

Lazy lazy

I’ve been super-lazy about posting recently, a combination of being very busy with work and being totally worn out from the excessive heat. Here are a few thoughts.

Dancing with the Stars

I am not into reality tv at all, but somehow I have been completely hooked by this show. I love ballroom dancing (if you’ve never seem the movie Strictly Ballroom, I urge you to rent it right now), and this also has C-list celebrities, so it’s a winning combination. The ballroom dancing judges are hilarious, particularly the proper old-school British guy and the effusive and bitchy Italian guy. The only thing that bugs me is the viewer voting. It makes no sense. The General Hospital chick and her partner are terrible. Their score from the first week was way lower than everyone else’s. Their first dance was really bad. Come on, sweetie, you’re an actress—at least try to pretend you like your partner. The judges told her she was too stiff and looked uncomfortable, so the second week she wore a bikini with some fringe, perhaps hoping to distract everyone from her lack of dancing skill. Still, when the audience votes came in, she wasn’t even near the bottow. The bottom two pairs were “supermodel” (and Rod Stewart ex-wife) Rachel Hunter and her partner, who were actually pretty good, particularly the second week, and Bachelorette Trista, trying to add a few seconds to her 15 minutes of fame, and her partner. Trista didn’t make the cut. Perhaps American has finally had enough of her? But really, she was an ok dancer, certainly better than General Hospital and Evander Holyfield (who second performance was severely cringe-inducing). Given the weird audience judging, I felt that I needed to make a call to support my favorite pair John O’Hurley (J. Peterman from Seinfeld) and his partner Charlotte. They were clearly the best pair in the second episode, so they’ll probably be voted off by an audience who clearly doesn’t get the subtleties of ballroom dancing.

Live Aid

On Saturday, a bunch of us gathered to watch the DVD of Live Aid. It’s 10 hours of footage, and we watched about 8 of them. I know I watched at least part of it the first time around, but I don’t remember it very well. I think I didn’t make it up early enough to watch the Wembley part, and I got bored with the Philadelphia part. It was interesting—the Wembley acts included a lot of pretty hip current bands from that time, and the Philadelphia acts were heavily weighted toward dinosaur bands/classic rock. Some of the highlights: Bryan Ferry singing “Slave to Love” (Wembley), Style Council singing “Walls Come Tumbling Down” (Wembley), U2 singing a kick ass 12-minute version of “Bad” (Wembley), Queen doing a really amazing long set (R.I.P. Freddie) (Wembley), Simple Minds singing “Don’t You Forget About Me” (Philadelphia), the Pretenders singing “Stop Your Sobbing’ (Philadelphia), and a very skinny Better Midler totally ripping on Madonna while introducing her. Madonna’s set was not one of the highlights, but her outfit did showcase some really bad 80s fashion. It’s kind of cool to be watching the DVD now, since Bob Geldof (Sir Bob) is organizing a new concert, Live 8.

6 Comments:

  • At 6/14/05, 3:57 PM, Blogger Kathryn Is So Over said…

    Good to have you back Etta! I wish I could post something insightful, but I haven't seen Dancing with the Stars. I also don't remember much of Live Aid, other than Phil Collins performing in London, then flying to Philly for another set. Didn't that happen? And, does that mean he falls into both your categories of performances?

     
  • At 6/14/05, 4:03 PM, Blogger Lady Tiara said…

    yup, the dvd is kind of funny about that. i guess they made a big deal about him flying over to Philly so he could perform in both shows. they show him taking a helicopter to heathrow, and there is about five minutes of stock footage of the concorde flying through the clouds, while they play totally unintelligible audio of him talking to someone on the plane. he was huge back in 85, so him being in philly makes sense, but not as much at wembley, since he wasn't too cutting edge. not everyone at wembley was new and hip--i love queen but they were a total dinosaur 70s band at the time. but wembley definitely skews toward hipper, more edgy acts (adam ant vs. hall and oates).

     
  • At 6/14/05, 5:25 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    ADAM ANT played at live aid?! Was he bald yet? What did he play, do you remember? Sorry, you know I loved him. Did I ever show you the pictures?

    I can't wait until the german version of Dancing with the Stars comes out, can you imagine how far below C rate German C rate stars are? I bet you Katarina Witt will be involved somehow. The german version of the Swan was so terrifying--they can show people completely NUDE on tv here, even BEFORE they become swans. yikes. -L

     
  • At 6/14/05, 5:37 PM, Blogger Lady Tiara said…

    that's really funny because while we were watching adam ant (just past his prime, not yet bald, singing an awful song "vive la rock"--i was totally hoping for "goody two shoes" or "desparate but not serious."), i told everyone (kirstin, nathan, brian, and karen) your story about adam ant's sandwich. at least i think it was your story? you have pictures! omg!

    i didn't know they did german versions of reality shows. that must be hilarious. i think "dancing with the stars" was originally a british show. it's really hysterical. and awful. and they have this awful host, whose other job is hosting "america's most excruciatingly horrible and painful home videos" or whatever that show is.

     
  • At 6/14/05, 5:40 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Bob Saggit? Oh he's hiLArious. I mean the opposite of hilarious. L

     
  • At 6/14/05, 5:44 PM, Blogger Lady Tiara said…

    hmmh, i think he used to be the host, but this is some other guy. maybe there are two horrible home video shows on? america needs more videos of people getting hit in the groin with stuff.

     

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