You Might Want to Get That Checked Out

I’m always interested to see how people ended up on my blog. Here are a few searches that have brought people to me in the last few days:

“red blemish on nose for 6 years”

Ummh, get off the internet and get to a doctor already.

“etta supermodel”

Why, yes, I am. Thanks for noticing.

“love relationship”

This is awfully vague and I’m not good at advice, but hey, I’m sure you won’t die alone, half eaten by an Alsatian. Best of luck to you.

“Plum Sykes wedding Photos”

Given how much I loathe Plum, I’m hardly a good source for her wedding photos.

“How to become a fashion magazine editor”

If I knew the answer to this question, do you really think I’d be writing this stupid blog?

“Katie Holmes show your underpants”

This seems like a direct message to Katie, and I’m pretty sure she doesn’t read my blog. But if you do, Katie, run for your life.