Conceding That He's an Idiot
Normally, I avoid watching concession speeches. They’re just so sad, and I usually end up feeling bad for the loser, even if it’s someone I wanted to see defeated. But yesterday, I decided to make an exception and watch Senator Macaca McFootball concede, because I really really can’t stand him. He represents everything that I think is wrong with
So, I tuned into the internets to watch the speech. Nothing happened for a while, but as I looked at the place where he was going to speak, it seemed really familiar.
I called Lord Kissington and got him to turn on the speech. “Isn’t that where the Professor and Mary Ann got married?”
Lord Kissington: “Yeah, I think so.”
Me: “I went on a field trip there in 1st grade. Now it’s totally tainted. But I can see why he chose it. It’s a colonial house. It represents the Virginia George wishes he lived in.”
LK: “Five bucks says he brings football into the speech.”Me: “That bet’s not even worth taking, because you know there’s no way that Macaca McFootball won’t bring football into this somehow. This is a guy who campaigned at the Skins game in
*The state in which I grew up. I’ve spent more years there than anywhere else (approximately 20). There are plenty of good things about
3 Comments:
At 11/10/06, 1:57 PM, JordanBaker said…
Just because it can't be said enough: George Allen is from California, not Virginia. He is a carpetbagging poseur, and I can't believe how seldom people are willing to point that out.
At 11/10/06, 6:18 PM, bryc3 said…
try this, it works on baby. each time you see allen on tv, shout:
'yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!'
i guarantee you will laugh.
At 11/10/06, 11:06 PM, Lady Tiara said…
jb: absolutely. he wears cowboy boots all the time in some effort to look like a good old boy, apparently not realizing that cowboys have nothing to do with virginia. if he really wanted to look "ole virginny," he should wear breeches, shoes with buckles, and a powdered wig.
bryc3: i'll try that out, but now that he's conceded, i'm guessing he won't be getting much tv time until his next campaign (which we can only hope is a long, long time away).
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