I Swear, I'm Really a Size 6 (Well, 8 in jeans)
Because I am lazy and can’t seem to make it to the gym these days, I figured I might look into some diets*. I tried Atkins once a few years back and I lasted about 4 days, at which point I gave up because the lack of carbs was causing me to want to stab someone (anyone) with a rusty fork. Baby loves her carbs. I looked into the South Beach Diet, which promises all kinds of amazing results (all with the disclaimer that results are not typical). I signed up for a “free diet profile,” which didn’t really tell me anything. It quickly became obvious that this whole
1. It would involve a lot of cooking on my part, and I don’t have that much time or interest**.
2. It would require giving up lots of things that I enjoy eating (sugar-free popsicles as a “delicious snack”? I think not.).
3. Nowhere does it state how much it costs to sign up for this, which makes me wary (and surely it would be cheaper to just buy the book).
4. Like I said above, I’m lazy, so I just don’t see me sticking to this, and do I really need daily emails to remind me that I’m a lazy, overweight loser?
Unfortunately, despite many disclaimers and my unchecking every possible box when I submitted my email address for my “diet profile,” it seems that the
*Because I’m a lazy American who wants an easy solution to all my problems.
**Also, all this cooking would require Lord Kissington to be on the same diet, something that makes him shriek in horror.
3 Comments:
At 6/14/06, 1:29 PM, JordanBaker said…
I'm personally intrigued by the "Special K diet", which promises a drastic reduction in waist size very quickly. Except you have to eat Special K for two meals a day, and as much as I luuuuuuuuuuv Special K, I just don't see how that's healthy.
At 6/14/06, 3:47 PM, bryc3 said…
do diets (other than starvation) really work when you want to lose five or ten pounds? cause if you find one, forward it to me.
and while you're at it, forward me the link for how to meet fat broads.
At 6/15/06, 12:00 AM, Lady Tiara said…
jb: i eat shredded wheat, which also promises weight loss and cholesterol lowering benefits if you eat it twice a day, but i just don't know i can do cereal twice a day.
bryc3: i don't really know. i think the thing that works best is just eating less and working out, but that's a lot of work.
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