Giving Thanks

This year, I'm thankful that I will only be expected to eat one Thanksgiving dinner. As a long-time child of divorce, I should be used to the split holidays by now, but somehow my stomach has never adjusted. So, only being expected to show up for one dinner tomorrow is reason for thanks.

(And yes, I realize that there are many unfortunate souls who would be glad to have two dinners to go to. I'd gladly give them one of my spots, but I've yet to convince my mother that spending Thanksgiving with the homeless is a good idea.)