Just Say No

On my walk to work this morning, I witnessed several fashion don’t’s that just had me screaming “just say no to bad fashion.” A rundown of the offenders:

1. Multiple flip-flop wearers. Yes, I realize we are having a warm week, but it is November and it’s just time to put the flip-flops away until Spring. Besides, you look ridiculous in a suit and flip-flops.

2. Uggs and business attire. I won’t even get into how over the Ugg trend should be, but why would you ruin that cute little work outfit by pairing it with Uggs? If you want comfortable shoes for your commute to work, buy some cute flats.

3. Short-sleeved shirts with ties. Every time I see a man sporting this look, I hope that he’s just doing as a misguided attempt at “geek chic.” Unfortunately, this is never the case. Ties go with long-sleeved shirts, gentlemen. Let’s lose the short-sleeved dress shirts entirely.

4. Knee socks. You could maybe just get away with this if they were some kind of crazy colored or patterned knee socks, because then it might complement a kooky outfit or something. Even then, it would be only borderline acceptable. But the young woman I saw this morning was wearing brown knee socks. I can only assume that she was acting out some naughty Catholic schoolgirl fantasy, but really, how is that appropriate for the workplace?

Please, can’t we all just say no to bad taste?